Tell Me How you Got That Black Eye...PLEEEEEEEEEASE?

Photo: Jill Greenberg

Meet Barbie.

She probably got this blackeye by being too perfect for the girl standing in line behind her at Starbucks.

I mean, if you had the chance to pop Barbie in the eye, wouldn't you?...she has like 20 different cars, a mansion, the perfect boyfriend (although I'm pretty sure Ken is gay), and she has mastered about every profession under the sun (which I'm pretty sure is impossible, so there's that)...she has her pilot's license for goodness sakes.

Oh, and the bitch is still smiling.

Ridiculous. 

I have no idea who he is.

I just wanted a photo with a Blackeye.

Duh.

Models with blackeyes.

Even better.

Party Guy Blackeye.

Baby Joel got a Blackeye.

Sway from Gone in 60 Seconds joined Fight Club and got a Blackeye.

Mikey got a black eye.

He wouldn't really say.

Terry's Diary.

Swanson's Blackeye.

So this isn't just a blog about Blackeyes, its about inspiration...and I'm inspired by this.  Well, maybe I just get excited by it.  Either way this is an inspirational blog for the clothing line BreannaLee.

Enjoy.